HOW TO COLLECT NUDE PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES (& STILL RESPECT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING!): A Commentary

 

I’ve been collecting nudie pictures of celebrities—female, of course!—since I’ve probably been in grade school. And I actually collect said nudie pics in a rather unique way in that what I’ll do is take out a nudie pictorial that I like and tape the pictures together and put them in a folder so I’ll have easier access to them and don’t have to go searching through stacks and stacks of magazines to find whatever nudie pictorial I may wish to, shall we say, enjoy at that time. I’ll also take, if you must know, different nudie pictorials of the same (female) celebrity and tape them all together so that if I wish to—again, shall we say—enjoy pics of a certain (female) celeb I’ll have them all there at once to—once again, shall we say—enjoy. That’s rather ingenious, don’t you think? Use to, you had to go out of your way to find nudie pics of female celebs. But now, thanks largely to the Internet, all you have to do is Google a female celeb’s name and voila! Instant celebrity nudity! (Ah, the wonders of technology!) Best of all, you don’t have to spend a butt-load of moo-la at your local newsstand—as, of course, yours truly has done!—to buy a mag that features a nudie celebrity pictorial. Of course, at the newsstand, Playboy & Maxim magazines are probably the best sources for finding nudie celebrity pictorials. (It used to be a magazine called Celebrity Sleuth which changed its name to Celebrity Skin, though I’m not sure if the mag’s still in circulation since, as I’ve said, you can find the same pics for free on the Internet. Sort of like what’s happened to newspapers, the music business and the Post Office, you might say!) Use to, it was a big damn deal for a female celeb—even a so-called B-list celeb—to take it all off on-camera and onscreen. Nowadays, with every female celeb (and her mother!) taking it all off in magazines—like, of course, Playboy & Maxim—and in film at the proverbial drop of a hat, it’s actually become rather abnormal for a female celeb not to take it all off for the camera. Boy, we sure have come (pardon the pun!) a long way, haven't we?